Friday, January 20, 2006

Elephants & Whales

A bottlenose whale is loose in the Thames checking out the sights and, knowing the thames, swimming in god knows what. Apparently the RNLI got a call from a guy on a train saying that he must be hallucinating because he just saw a whale in the Thames, well you would wouldn't you, i mean 1. it's a whale, 2. ....ok there is no 2, it's a spiggin' whale.

In other news, zoo keepers in Russia thought it was a really brilliant idea to give an elephant a bucket full of vodka to keep it warm, as temperatures have dropped to minus 41 degrees, turns out actually not so much as the elephant got drunk, went on the rampage and destroyed the central heating unit....oopski.

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