Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove something up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
So, here's my story... what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentines Day!
I'm single, I like being single, I can buy usless crap whenever I want at half the price at any other time of the year. No, I don't want a piece of tree shaped like a heart, with some overly sappy, sentimental bollocks written inside and keep the public show of emotion out of my face before I tie your tounges to the exaust of a Robin Reliant on route to John-o-Groats , Cupid can quite frankly kiss my arse!
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove something up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
So, here's my story... what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentines Day!
2 comments:
Happy Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.)
Ta very much Kim...I've had a great day of eating my weight in jammy dodgers and watching a TJ Hooker marathon...all those sickly happy couples must be so jealous ;-)
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