"Look Out! Marshmallows"
"Stupid fucking fishcakes!"
"Don't talk to me like that. I'm just gonna throw up in your face. Eat the carrots."
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."
"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
And the one which I most want to have on a T-shirt
"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"