Battleship Fail

Now I realise these competition thingys the newspapers occasionally roll out have a very low actually winning threshold, but I like to have a punt filling out the cards anyway, just in case.  This weeks Battleship inspired comp seems to be actively laughing at my meager scrap of hope:

Exhibit A - May I draw your attention to the How To Play section:

Exhibit B - My card :

Um, Houston, we have a problem.